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My wife is pregnant, it's not mine, and I'm not sure if I should kick her out or try to get her to abort it...

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my mom said i should put my teeth under my pillow for money.

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Fully assembled crib in excellent condition for sale.

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“There’s been a terrible mistake,” said the coroner.

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He starts to lose consciousness as I continue to cut his leg, the jagged saw making sloppy, screeching noises against his femur. "I told you, I just want your knee caps."

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Tag, you're It!

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What could go wrong?

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I've been waiting for Dad for a few days now, I miss him and the food and toys at home so much already.

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I run out the cottage door, with the laughs of the witch behind me.

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“God bless you” says the homeless man I give a burger and fries to.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife is pregnant, it's not mine, and I'm not sure if I should kick her out or try to get her to abort it...	12
my mom said i should put my teeth under my pillow for money.	12
Fully assembled crib in excellent condition for sale.	12
“There’s been a terrible mistake,” said the coroner.	12
He starts to lose consciousness as I continue to cut his leg, the jagged saw making sloppy, screeching noises against his femur. "I told you, I just want your knee caps."	12
Tag, you're It!	12
What could go wrong?	12
I've been waiting for Dad for a few days now, I miss him and the food and toys at home so much already.	12
I run out the cottage door, with the laughs of the witch behind me.	12
“God bless you” says the homeless man I give a burger and fries to.	12